Hello. Welcome to my super secret website.
The fact that you found your way here means you have some pretty good internet skills, so I’d like to congratulate you.
While we’re discussing you, you are looking good today. You know that already though, don’t you?
You can find out everything about me, right down to my shoe size (11, I’ll give you that for free) by clicking here. I haven’t read it for years though, so I don’t know if it still describes me.